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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:48

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
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Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
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So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
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Nuts and Butts
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Who would win, an F-22 Raptor or Tie Defender?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why does an older married man turn bisexual?
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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