What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

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Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

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So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

How does your architecture and interior design practice stay adaptable in a constantly evolving industry?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

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Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Who would win, an F-22 Raptor or Tie Defender?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

share office space ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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